Advertisement by: Art Martella (IRL: Joshua Black)

Do you ever feel like your shoes are too small? Or too big? Or too middle-of-the-road? Well worry no longer! Come down to Art Mart to get a quote for a new style! In no time, we’ll have you rockin’ Putty Pumps! They’re kicks made of pure putty, molded to fit your feet like nothing else!

You aren’t sold? What if you learned that, for only a small markup, you could get a custom paint job on your custom shoes? That’s custom ON TOP of custom. In fact, it’s a deal inside a deal. Stop by Art Mart any Saturday from 1–5, located on the boy’s dorm first floor.