Letter to Toothbrush Thief
To Whom It May Concern,
If you’re the one who stole my purple toothbrush, I want you to know that I used it to clean the oven in the student kitchens. I use the pink one for my mouth. Do with that information what you will.
— Jeremy Blithe (IRL: Joshua Black)
P.S. You’re welcome for cleaning the oven.