Advertisement by: Rudy Smith (IRL: Brianna Richins). See Vol. II, Iss. V, Looking for New Roommate

If anyone who read “Looking For New Roommate” is considering Pink's offer, I thought it might interest you to know that Pink's absolute favorite pastime is leaving clothes on the floor. Even when his hamper is RIGHT. THERE. It's right there! Yet where does he decide to put his clothes? On the FLOOR. I'm not even sure if his side of the room HAS a floor at this point with so many clothes. Sure, I might snore a little, but at least I can FIND MY BED without needing a BULLDOZER to MAKE A PATH.

Anyways, this is my official ad for anyone who wants to be MY new roommate. My number is 822-555-1037. I can't bake, but I'll give you $20.